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Pastor’s Jokes of the Month – August 2013

A woman called on a Lutheran pastor and asked him if he would preach a funeral for her dog which had just died. “l can’t do that, sister,” the pastor replied. “Why don’t you go down the road to the Baptist Church and perhaps the pastor there could help you.” “OK,” she said, “but tell me how much I should pay him, four or five hundred dollars?” “Hold on,” said the Lutheran pastor, “You didn’t tell me the dog was a Lutheran!”

An atheist asked a pastor if he truly believed that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. “I’m sure he was,” said the pastor, “When I get to heaven I will ask him to tell me about it.” “But supposing he ain’t there?” the atheist asked. “In that case,” replied the pastor, “you ask him.”

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